EL TRIO: "Ang Tatlong Itlog"

           ~as requested by Junar, Founder of "Ang Tatlong Itlog"


My bunnywunny's uncles, the El Trio,and they call themselves, their group, "Ang Tatlong Itlog:na mapopormang walang pera" ("The Three Eggs: bums in style"). These guys are our roommates in my grandmother-in-law's house - my brother-in-law and two of my cousins-in-law.

Since all of them are jobless, indulging themselves in the bunk, and to them the world rotates in sleeping and eating and of course, bumming around (though they aspire to have a job so they say, problem is they aren't as enthusiastic enough to look for one), they got the idea of forming a group true to its title. And what do they do as a group? Well, there's a disco club infront of the residence with girls in hot bodies and being goodlooking's (even when pennyless) proven an advantage.So they get up,dress up and go flirt with the ladies the whole night. Then dawn comes and they go to our room to sleep the whole morning and wake up only when called to eat lunch or dinner.. the life. *sighs* I wish my life was as easy as theirs. No responsibility. No duties. No obligations. On second thought, I'd rather not. XD

Most of the time, especially when Kenny goes out to work in the afternoon until early morn', they're the ones I talk with. And most of the time,its those senseless topics that interests them that we discuss about. Pervs as guys are, they often take the subject to a more "mature"setting.And I'm always the one who asks to stop the conversation to a more wholesome one. It gets me uncomfortable and often affected when they talk about it: did, see and felt based on their experience, anything done when doing the deed. It leaves me awestruck to hear them so vulgar and I end up blushing and laughing at them. "we are mature people anyway..", they'd always say to me, "and besides, its the only topic we could all relate, like if Nica talks about online games,which we don't know nothing and if Kenan talks about Tekken or any arcade game only Nica could understand him and if I talk about reggaes and stuff, do you know anything about it? and if Carlo talks of girls, heck do nica cares about them, right? But if the stuff "mature" people ,like us, talk of, I'm sure as hell you can all retell and compare your stories and experiences! ". We all laughed and agreed to his reason ...what can we talk about anyway

when all they do is hang their balls the whole day? :P

But when in mood, being with them's incomparable. Like last night, we ate dinner together in our kitchen, along with one girl and another girl cousin, Ella.We shared whatever was on the table and we all ate with our hands, nibling and eating until we were full. While eating, the guys never run out of jokes. It was fun last night.

They like green jokes and loves to sing and listen to music. In fact, The CD player plays nonstop in the room. Carlo, being a DJ, has all the kind of music you coud ask for, from oldies to OPMs to popular OPM bands, a huge collection I must say, namae it and he'd play it..err except for classic music that is. :) Kenan never run out of moves to demo to us in Tekken 5. He loves to play Tekken (and often wins a challenge against his brother :P). He's also a DJ and a great guitar player next to his Kuya. I take advices from Junar who hailed himself founder of "The Tatlong Itlog". Being the eldest in the room,he takes pride on looking out and taking care of his younger cousins. He goals to hop aboard a ship. He's the most adroit grandchild of his grandmother. Yet the most pinned down when trouble goes too far.^_^ And they ask Kenny, the scrambled egg (the beaten up-emotionally and psychologically-egg because of his work) to be their sponsor, to be the financier of the group... O.o WTF! >.<

Though they can be a pain in the ass sometimes, they can be an extra hand when we need them. Sometimes,we leave our eggnog ( my bunnywunny) with them when I've got to go shop or go out or do something. They're really good at babysitting -- they aren't as useless as we think they are.. hehe =3

These guys, the room-thrashers, the serene-breakers, the order-wreckers( and they are proud of it!) are the life of our room. It felt so silent when they are not around. Uhmm, it meant for me a peace of mind for a moment but then I feel lonely when they are gone for too long. Pricks, I guess, are hard to unfeel..hehe

*luv yah guys!!! =3

My Wife, The Book-Eater

Got this article from the Sunday Leisure section of a newspaper, issued last May 28,'06. It was the wrapper of the flowers I bought this morning for Mamilou and was supposed to dispose it when I saw something interesting to read..
umm.. wala lang. Just wanna share.hehe ^__^

My Wife, The Book-Eater

She is in a ravenous mood again. She often is. The stack of books on the small table on her side of the bed has just become smaller. She is starting on a new one. Around her lie the remains of what used to be a book. Wisps of paper, shards of cover stock, bits of binding glue, all covered in a clear viscous fluid. another hapless victim.

Staring another book? I ask, my eyebrows furrowed as deeply as I can make them furrow. i wish I had thicker eyebrows. "Envious?" se asks, bright-eyed. "No.", I snap, turn off my nghtlight, and will myself to sleep. A half an hour later, I suceed. In the morning I rise before she does, and as I walk at the door I need to tiptoe among the remains of Science Fiction Masterpieces on the floor. I heave a sigh.

Friends ask me if my wife is a voracious reader. They don't know half of it. My wife treats books unconscionably. To her they are not to be savored but devoured, with large chomps, with gurgling and gasping, while making noises one does not make in polite company. She takes the whole mass in her mouth, and unmindful of manners, picks the poor book clean with tongue and teeth, then spits out the gooey remains. One spots a fragment of a paper, a scrap of the spine -of The Chronicles of Narnia or Starship Troopers or Ender's game -on the floor in the living room, in the kitchen, in the study, in the bathroom, in the bedroom, transforming any given room in the house into a crime scene.

Viscious is the word.

Early on a Saturday afternoon, as I descend the stairs to the living room, pondering the ambiguity of Macbeth's ending(are peace and order restored to the kingdom after the regicide is himself overthrown, usurpation,and internecine struggle for the throne to continue well into the future?), I spot her sprawled languidly in the sofa, masticating contendly on Arthur C. Clarke or Ursula LeGuin or Anne McCaffrey or J. K. Rowling. With a herioc effort to hide my disapprobation, I move quietly to the stereo and put on Bach's Mass B Minor, hoping she will take a hint, see the light, pronounce her kyrie's, and mend her ways. Long ago, I made a discovery: hints are lost on her.

We both carry books in our bags whenever we go out. I will have Henry James or T. S. Eliot or Heidegger with me. She will be packing Neil Gaiman or Madeleine L'Engle or Ray Bradbury. We will come home hours later, her bag invariably lighter than mine. Not that she is in any danger of depleting her stock She has more books than I do and has gone through a larger portion of hers than I have of mine. That is only to be expected. When you go through your books as intemperately as she does, and when I read as slowly and deliberately as I do, one expects her to be the faster one.

Whatever I did see in this woman nearly a decade ago when I asked her to be my wife? Yes, I do realize that one does not look for a clone of oneself in a marriage partner, that one is inevitably drawn to one's opposite, one's compliment. Mutt and Jeff, Laurel and Hardy, Beatrie and Benedick, Heloise and Abelard. But must my spouse be so far to the other end of the personality spectrum? Must she be so different from me that the gulf between us exists as a taunt? And why must I be the only one between the two of us who is bothered by it?

The crux of the matter is: she does not understand that books are founts of learning. They are temples, relinquaries, bearers of the wisdom of ages. They are to be regarded reverently, treated with great care, read quietly but attentively. Your surroundings must be quiet, you should be itting up in a good chair that supports your spine and you must be alert. If any of these conditions are missing, then the whole enterprise is doomed to fail. You will invariably sleepwalk through the book and do it a great dishonor. Having graduated a literature major and being on my way to an advanced degree from a most reputable university, I should know.

My wife, however, will not be ruled. She does not show books the proper respect. She chooses for her delectation, not the classics (no matter how often I tell her that she can dip into my library anytime she wishes) but science fiction, fantasy and children's stories. What's worse, she opens the books with little regard for the spine, for the papaer, for their longevity. And she takes them to bed, and so cannot possibly summon the requisite attention. And she refuses to listen to my pleas.
I need not argue what happens to a person who prefers Asimov to Aristotle, Herbert to Homer, Tolkien to Tolstoy. The mind simply turns to mush, having very little nourishment to live on. The mind is filled with flights of fancy instead of thought. True, her selections are probably lighter, more entertaining. But then, one does not go to Tolstoy hoping for a good time. One goes for the beauty of misery, the exquisite suffering, the difficult wisdom gained from the slow slog through dense literature that is the highest reward of the learned mind. But being learned is not my wife's ambition. She has no such aspirations.

And so it goes on. Once in a while we will be at different sections of a bookstore, I in literature or classics or philosophy, she in science fiction, fantasy-bestsellers. I will browse discreetly, quietly, not wanting to call attention to myself. I will persue a new translation of Rilke's Sonnets to Orpheus, Harold Blooms's commentary on Shakespear's plays, or the new paperback edition of Dostoyevsky's Karamazov. But when I hear snorting, lipsmacking, and exclamatins of "Oooh!" or "Goody!" from the other side of the room I roll my eyes and hope that no one casts accusing glances at me. I look furtively to my left and right to see if there is a side exit. Moments later I duck out of the store, Hie off to a nearby coffee shop, and cool my heels (and mind). Not too long after, as the cup in front of me slowly empties and as I wonder whether I prefer the Fitzgerald translation of The Iliad to the Mandelbaum, which of the Four Quartets I like best, or whether Mozart's Requiem is essentially classical or romantic, she approches, a look of satiety on her face. She sits beside me. I sigh, then put a napkin to the corner of her mouth and wipe off the saliva and bits of pulp. She looks at me in the eye. Then she gives me an impossibly soft, unbearably sweet look and plants a wet one on my cheek.

I suppose there are many reasons far less compelling to stay married.

~true! =3